About

Hi! I’m Heather, an early 30s bisexual female living on ten acres in the Midwest.

I created this blog to speak wildly & deliriously about my misadventures in sexuality and appraise the various implements I use in the process.

  • I only review toys that are body-safe, to the best of my knowledge. If they aren’t body-safe, and I’m writing about them for their novelty factor (such as vintage toys), I will make that very clear.
  • I’m not going to waste your time describing a toy’s packaging ad nauseam, unless I’m over the moon impressed by it, in which case I’ll include a photo.
  • I have been committed to a wonderful man (who I call Pinky) for three years and counting. I test penis-compatible toys on him, and he writes occasional guest reviews, so if you’re equipped with a penis, you might find something to your liking here.

As we are all the experts of our own bodies, I don’t expect to be able to ascertain what toys will work for you, but I do hope to spark some interest in discovering what will.

I do my very best to avoid exaggerating a toy’s virtues or downplaying its flaws, but as I mentioned above, objectivity in reviewing is impossible due to our unique physiologies and psychologies. Thanks for joining me.

Contact me at: ComeHeatherReviews@gmail.com

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