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Review • Fun Factory Tiger G5 Vibrator • Rumble in the Jungle

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Oh, hello! I didn’t see you there. Glad you could make it.

I’d like to introduce you to a fabulous rechargeable silicone vibrator for the internal vibration-inclined: Fun Factory’s Tiger G5. Tiger G5 belongs to a new collection of powerful, vibrantly-colored vibes including Big Boss G5, and Patchy Paul G5.

Tiger can really purr, I tell you what. Seismic thunder emanating from its motor starts at the base and resonate to its tip; the highest setting being at least an 8 on the Sex Toy Richter scale.

I dilly-dallied around with it, booping its stylized, uncircumcised head against my clit, postponing the inevitable. You all know what a wimp my vagina is, so I found the five inches in circumference around its widest point and rippled texture to be somewhat daunting.
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Review • Tantus Thwack Silicone Paddle • Bummed

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I had really high hopes for Tantus’ Thwack silicone paddle…but it doesn’t jibe well with my technique. I suppose you can’t love all of the paddles all of the time. I think Abraham Lincoln said that.

Thwack measures 3″ across at its widest point, and 6.5″ long. The design is simple, no-nonsense. It’s made from frosty matte 100% medical-grade silicone, which means it’s capable of being sanitized. I know I seem like such a nice girl, but I’ve been known to draw blood during a particularly debauched chastising, so I understand the importance of a hygienic implement.
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