The We-Vibe Tango is made from ABS plastic (the same unyielding material Lego bricks are made from), leading many folks to say their clits felt “bruised” after using it for an extended period of time.
I needed to find a solution, a cushion for the squishin’, a silicone sleeve to swaddle that mighty vibe.
Fait accompli, y’all. Enter Doc Johnson Wonderland Mini Massagers.
I know, I know, I should shun the Sex Toy Overlords famous for churning out more jelly dongs than there are insects in the Amazon Rainforest, but I saw these adorable, body-safe, Alice in Wonderland-inspired silicone sleeves, and they warmed my cold, cold heart.
Doc Johnson seems to be headed in a really positive (non-toxic) direction with their new silicone toy lines, so I had to get my hands on these to test my Tango compatibility hypothesis. I’m pleased to say that if these two toys were people, they’d be perpetually skipping in a field hand-in-hand in slow motion.
These darling lil’ sleeves come in three of my favorite toy colors: White Wabbit (above left) in stark white silicone, a turquoise bloopy caterpillar called Pleasurepillar (at right), and the Heavenly Heart in crimson. There are also the omnipresent purple and pink options – redeemed, however, by the fact that they’re shaped like the Cheshire Cat and a badass mushroom.
Since the Tango doesn’t have a handle, you have to grip onto its vibrating body, which can be slippery if you’re using lube. The Wonderland sleeves solve that problem with a finger loop.
When I’m using my Tango as a clitoral vibe, I no longer use it without nesting it in a Wonderland sleeve. I like to touch my clitoris with just the tip of the rabbit ears (which are fused, for the record), or with the slightly broader knob on the end of the Pleasurepillar.
The 10-function bullet vibe that comes included isn’t terrible, either. It could get me off on its highest setting, and the batteries are included, but…*chucks that sucker into the gaping maw of a watch battery bullet-eating dragon* …you know how I feel about those. I mean, I have a Tango, let’s be real here.
With no further adieu, I’m super excited to announce that SheVibe and Doc Johnson have teamed up to offer a blue We-Vibe Tango ($79.99 value) and a Wonderland Heavenly Heart Mini Massager ($43.50 value) to one of my awesome readers!
I couldn’t keep this pleasure hack to myself: the best of the best rechargeable bullet vibrator paired with the cutest little silicone sleeve I ever did see. It’s a match made in Wonderland.
This contest is open internationally. By entering you agree that you are of legal age to purchase sex toys where you reside. No falsifying information or giveaway-only accounts. I will contact the winner by e-mail and they will have five business days to respond. If no response is received, a new winner will be drawn. This contest ends January 30th, 2016.